ALBANY, NY- Early reports from the Upstate Press have indicated that former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer will be inducted as an honorary member to the Albany, New York chapter of the Rotary Club. The Albany Rotary Club is one of several Rotary organizations that aim to encourage the highest ethical standards in all vocations through a variety of humanitarian services.
Mr. Spitzer may seem an odd candidate for such an honor, having spent over $80,000 for the services of high end prostitutes during his years as a public official. He maintains, however, that he is sorry.
To further prove his remorse, Mr. Spitzer has started a foundation for scarred wives of husbands who cheat on them with high end prostitutes, appropriately named “The Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings.” The main purpose for the Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings (FUGLY) is to restore the confidence of women who feel physically inadequate to the sensual attributes of the high priced call woman.
In praise of his foundation, Mr. Spitzer stated, “I never could have imagined that The Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings could have reached out to so many women in need of support.”
He added, “I suppose, in a way, these FUGLY women have touched us all.”
Mr. Spitzer’s approval of the FUGLY foundation is echoed by the Albany Rotary Club.
“Mr. Spitzer has shown himself to be a model citizen over the course of his life in the public eye,” added one senior Albany Rotarian. “Except for the whole paying for sex thing…that was kind of a dick move.”
The induction ceremony will take place on May, 19 at the municipal building on 33rd Street. Cookies and punch will be served.
Mr. Spitzer may seem an odd candidate for such an honor, having spent over $80,000 for the services of high end prostitutes during his years as a public official. He maintains, however, that he is sorry.
To further prove his remorse, Mr. Spitzer has started a foundation for scarred wives of husbands who cheat on them with high end prostitutes, appropriately named “The Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings.” The main purpose for the Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings (FUGLY) is to restore the confidence of women who feel physically inadequate to the sensual attributes of the high priced call woman.
In praise of his foundation, Mr. Spitzer stated, “I never could have imagined that The Female’s United Group vs. Lustful Yearnings could have reached out to so many women in need of support.”
He added, “I suppose, in a way, these FUGLY women have touched us all.”
Mr. Spitzer’s approval of the FUGLY foundation is echoed by the Albany Rotary Club.
“Mr. Spitzer has shown himself to be a model citizen over the course of his life in the public eye,” added one senior Albany Rotarian. “Except for the whole paying for sex thing…that was kind of a dick move.”
The induction ceremony will take place on May, 19 at the municipal building on 33rd Street. Cookies and punch will be served.
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