Billy's Disclaimer

With this being the inaugural post of Billy's Inner Monologue (BIM), it is the opinion of BIM that a disclaimer should be presented. A disclaimer, as defined by Wikipedia (a legal source of unquestioned integrity), is any statement intended to specify or delimit the scope of rights and obligations that may be exercised and enforced by parties in a legally-recognized relationship. While the relationships between the readers of this blog and BIM are not legally-recognizable (I think), BIM feels that this blog may be offensive and potentially detrimental to naivety. So without further adieu, the disclaimer is as follows:

The opinions expressed on this weblog entirely and explicitly represent the views of BIM and no other entity. All views and opinions portrayed on this page are snapshots of the author's mindset at a point in time, and are often presented by incoherent ramblings and nonsensical diatribes. All stories portrayed on this blog, especially those based on real people, are fictional. All quotes contained in this blog are fabricated. If the reader is, or may be, offended by off color language and absurd humor bordering on tomfoolery, the reader is respectfully encouraged to divert their attention elsewhere. BIM is entirely devoted to whoever may stumble upon it, and encourages criticism at all levels.

BIM is a blog that will dwell on anything of interest to its author or readers. Topics of publication will include, but are not limited to:

• Politics


• Literature


• Economics


• Religion


• Entertainment


• Other Newsworthy

In defense of its satirical premise, BIM is intended to be insightful and informative, as well as ridiculous.